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February 1, 2013
Made Me Laugh amp, aviation, business, cars, celebrities, entertainment, New York City, ny subway system, panhandlers, research, Science, Science News, subway car, Subway System, technology, transportation, travel, vacation, Video, Youtube Videos Leave a comment
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Have you ever seen two people beg in the same subway car at the same time?
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.Click link below for funny video, especially if you ever rode the NY Subway System:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47e3vjA_4uc&feature=player_embedded
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January 9, 2013
Made Me Laugh anime, arts, business, celebrities, classic comedy, comedy, comedy sketch, entertainment, hollywood, humor, Johnny Carson, Johnny Carson show, magician, Science News, Steve Martin, Steve Martin in a classic comedy sketch, Steve Martin magician with a unique ability, technology, travel, Video 2 Comments
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Steve Martin: The Great Flydini
Steve Martin in a classic comedy sketch as a magician with a unique ability. From the Johnny Carson show.
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.Click link below for funny video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xKU8eYCFk
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September 10, 2012
Made Me Laugh celebrities, entertainment, funnies, Joke database, jokes, marital status, men and women, Video Leave a comment
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.Click link below for more funnies:
http://jtm72.wordpress.com/2012/09/10/three-stages-of-marital-status-of-men-and-women/
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August 7, 2012
Made Me Laugh acquaintance, ancient Greece, ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), contrary, Diogenes, Filter, Filter Test, goodness, great philosopher, Greece, philosopher, philosophy, politics, Socrates, spread gossip, the Triple Filter Test, wife Leave a comment
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Socrates
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?”
“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance.
“That’s right,” Socrates continued, “Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made
absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” the man said, “Actually I just heard about it.”
“All right,” said Socrates, “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” Socrates continued, “You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?”
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really.”
“Well,” concluded Socrates, “If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?”
The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.
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July 29, 2012
Made Me Laugh a trap, A woman, an affair, diet pills, drug store, erection, having an affair, Health, husband, joke, Maid's bed, medicine, panting, pharmacy, pills, Sex, stomach aches, the gardener, the Maid, travel, vacation 1 Comment
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The trap
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me dear, my stomach aches”, and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the Maid’s bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you? ” And then she switched on the light.
“No madam,” said the gardener.
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THOSE DARN PILLS
The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so she told me, “Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that will help you to get an erection.”
You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and tossed her the diet pills!
……darn near got me killed!
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July 8, 2012
Made Me Laugh body fat ratio, business, cars, celebrities, climate, cocoa bean, current-events, distilled wine, doctor, entertainment, Environment, food, fruit brandy, Future, Green News, Health, Healthy Living, hollywood, human-rights, medicine, mental-health, nature, politics, religion, research, Science, Science News, transportation, travel, TV, vacation, World News Leave a comment
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Crazy Q & A and conclusion below picture
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Love this Doctor!
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Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!
Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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July 8, 2012
Made Me Laugh business, cars, celebrities, childhood sweethearts, climate, current-events, entertainment, Environment, Future, Green News, Health, hollywood, human-rights, medicine, mental-health, nature, old neighborhood, politics, religion, research, Science, Science News, sixtieth anniversary, technology, transportation, travel, TV, vacation, walking home from school, World News 2 Comments
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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No”.
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday …”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”
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Hit pause then Right or Left Arrow to view 1 at a time.
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And Then:
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing tobacco when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, “Better think it over………….women like that are hard to find.”
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Să facem glume, nu război
In the world, human beings are facing various problems. People who are full of greed, anger, and ignorance are seen to be fighting with each other in words and deeds. As the fighting continues, various problems such as civil wars, wars of aggression, and wars of aggression are occurring. As world peace is being destroyed, humans are facing unbearable problems. Innocent children and women are not getting the rights they deserve and deserve. I can't think of one thing every time. What is it? The United Nations. If we look at the responsibilities and duties of the United Nations, I think it is not suitable for solving the problems that are happening in the world today. In fact, the United Nations and the World Security Council, such an organization must rule the world, must be able to give orders, and must have various ways to obey orders. There must be no organization that can influence more than that organization. There should be experts from each country. They can even dominate the superpowers like the US, China, and Britain. Only then will global peace be achieved quickly. Now, if a country with power develops more militarily, economically, or socially than its own country, then powerful countries will jealously seek out enemies and wage war. Or they will attack with fighter jets. In this, innocent people are losing their lives. No one understands the value of a life. You should think about how to achieve global peace by controlling these. If the US continues to be the permanent president of the UN, world peace will never be achieved. If you think carefully, no one sees that they are working for the common good, but for their own benefit, for the benefit of their own country. The permanent president of the UN and the Security Council has rejected this, As a young Rohingya, I have come to realize that only by electing the president and secretary from among the countries in the world through a secret ballot system and governing the world fairly can we achieve global peace. The United Nations and the Security Council are organizations in which any country must govern, give orders, and make them obey their orders. For example, only when a defendant is tried in court can we hold the leaders of the countries in check and control them, can we achieve global peace smoothly. Otherwise, it will not be easy for powerful countries to use various excuses to end this war every year, every year, for the benefit of themselves and their countries. No country's leaders pay any attention to the words of the United Nations and the Security Council. If we look at it in practice, look at the Rohingya issue. Myanmar is a small country. Even that country has been under siege for 8 years. What action can be taken? Why is the UN and the Security Council Powerless? Without such Power, how can the organization bring about global peace? Everyone should think about it. Whether there is a veto or a strong one, all countries in the world can only achieve global peace if they are subject to the UN and the Security Council. Seek peace in the quiet embrace of nature. Peace is an indispensable need of the human race. It is not as if one person can kill another person, and it is as if one country can attack another country, but instead of trying to build peace, we must try to destroy the peace now, and the world is getting hotter and is on the verge of collapse. I especially appeal to all the world experts to urgently try to bring about peace in all parts of the world. Mr, Noor Muhamed Arkhan Rohingya Youth Myanmar
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