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February 1, 2013
Made Me Laugh amp, aviation, business, cars, celebrities, entertainment, New York City, ny subway system, panhandlers, research, Science, Science News, subway car, Subway System, technology, transportation, travel, vacation, Video, Youtube Videos Leave a comment
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Have you ever seen two people beg in the same subway car at the same time?
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.Click link below for funny video, especially if you ever rode the NY Subway System:
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January 9, 2013
Made Me Laugh anime, arts, business, celebrities, classic comedy, comedy, comedy sketch, entertainment, hollywood, humor, Johnny Carson, Johnny Carson show, magician, Science News, Steve Martin, Steve Martin in a classic comedy sketch, Steve Martin magician with a unique ability, technology, travel, Video 2 Comments
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Steve Martin: The Great Flydini
Steve Martin in a classic comedy sketch as a magician with a unique ability. From the Johnny Carson show.
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.Click link below for funny video:
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September 10, 2012
Made Me Laugh celebrities, entertainment, funnies, Joke database, jokes, marital status, men and women, Video Leave a comment
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http://jtm72.wordpress.com/2012/09/10/three-stages-of-marital-status-of-men-and-women/
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August 7, 2012
Made Me Laugh acquaintance, ancient Greece, ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), contrary, Diogenes, Filter, Filter Test, goodness, great philosopher, Greece, philosopher, philosophy, politics, Socrates, spread gossip, the Triple Filter Test, wife Leave a comment
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Socrates
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?”
“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance.
“That’s right,” Socrates continued, “Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made
absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” the man said, “Actually I just heard about it.”
“All right,” said Socrates, “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” Socrates continued, “You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?”
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really.”
“Well,” concluded Socrates, “If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?”
The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.
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July 29, 2012
Made Me Laugh a trap, A woman, an affair, diet pills, drug store, erection, having an affair, Health, husband, joke, Maid's bed, medicine, panting, pharmacy, pills, Sex, stomach aches, the gardener, the Maid, travel, vacation 1 Comment
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The trap
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me dear, my stomach aches”, and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the Maid’s bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you? ” And then she switched on the light.
“No madam,” said the gardener.
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THOSE DARN PILLS
The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so she told me, “Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that will help you to get an erection.”
You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and tossed her the diet pills!
……darn near got me killed!
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July 8, 2012
Made Me Laugh body fat ratio, business, cars, celebrities, climate, cocoa bean, current-events, distilled wine, doctor, entertainment, Environment, food, fruit brandy, Future, Green News, Health, Healthy Living, hollywood, human-rights, medicine, mental-health, nature, politics, religion, research, Science, Science News, transportation, travel, TV, vacation, World News Leave a comment
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Crazy Q & A and conclusion below picture
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Love this Doctor!
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Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!
Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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July 8, 2012
Made Me Laugh business, cars, celebrities, childhood sweethearts, climate, current-events, entertainment, Environment, Future, Green News, Health, hollywood, human-rights, medicine, mental-health, nature, old neighborhood, politics, religion, research, Science, Science News, sixtieth anniversary, technology, transportation, travel, TV, vacation, walking home from school, World News 2 Comments
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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No”.
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday …”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”
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Hit pause then Right or Left Arrow to view 1 at a time.
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And Then:
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing tobacco when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, “Better think it over………….women like that are hard to find.”
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