Received This Joke From A Friend

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An old physician,Doctor Gordon Geezer   , became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.  

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He put a sign up outside that said: ”   Dr. Geezer’s Clinic   . Get your    treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000.”   

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DoctorDigger Young   , who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went toDr. Geezer’s  clinic.  

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Dr. Young   : ”   Dr. Geezer  , I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”  

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Dr. Geezer   : “Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s  mouth.”     

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Dr. Young   : ‘Aaagh! — This is Gasoline!”  

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Dr. Geezer   : ”  Congratulations  !  

You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”   

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Dr. Young  gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money  

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Dr. Young   : “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

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Dr. Geezer   : “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”   

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Dr. Young   : “Oh, no you don’t — that is Gasoline!”   

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Dr. Geezer   : ”  Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”  

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Dr. Young  (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.  

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Dr. Young   : “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!”   

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Dr. Geezer   : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, “Here’s your $1000 back” (giving him a $10 bill).  

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Dr. Young   : “But this is only $10!”   

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Dr. Geezer   : ”  Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”   

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*   Moral of story   * — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer” . 

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*Remember:* Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to annoy us. 

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ENJOY YOUR DAY  !!!  

P.S. Written in large print for old  Geezers

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