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The haircut

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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

 

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C toa B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

 

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve  observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

 

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”


Love the father’s reply:

“Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

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8 Comedians Break Down Their Favorite Stand-up Closers Ever

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There’s no right way to close a stand-up comedy set. Some comedians go with what they believe is their strongest bit, while others go for their longest. Some opt for callbacks, while some save their dirtiest jokes for the end, knowing that if they told them too early on in the set, they wouldn’t be able to follow it with anything. Some want to challenge the audience, and others want their closer to serve as a “thank you” note to the crowd for bearing with them for however long they’ve been on stage.

“This is when the performer decides how you’re going to spend the rest of your evening, what your energy is going to be,” says comedian Guy Branum. “In the ’80s into the ’90s. I think comics particularly had extremely modular sets full of short jokes and put the strongest one last. Now, people think (or I hope more people think), What am I sending you away with? It’s such an earned moment.”

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Clockwise from top left: Maria Bamford, Dave Chappelle, Bi

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