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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump’s Corona strategy: 
  1. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
  2. But the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  3. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
  4. But the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
  5. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.
  6. While the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
  7. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
  8. While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
  9. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
  10. While the Radiologists could see right through it.
  11. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
  12. The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
  13. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
  14. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
  15. Those…

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