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Received These Jokes From A Friend

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Until further notice, the days of the week are now called Thisday, Thatday, Otherday, Someday, Yesterday, Today and NextdayCan we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it again?…
Just asked a 6-year-old if he understands why there is no school.  He said yes because they are out of toilet paper.
After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.
Where is your next travel destination?
      – Las Kitchenas
      – Los Lounges
      – Santa Bedroomes
      – Porto Gardenas
      – Los Bed
      – Costa del Balconia
      – St Bathroom
      – La Rotonda de Sofa
You’re not stuck at home, you’re safe at home. One word can change your attitude and…

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