Received These From A Friend
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My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
– Jewish Irony: Passover canceled because of a plague.
– Many parents are just about to discover the teacher is not the problem.
– The first time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw it up.
– Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
– My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do.
– We’re about two weeks away from seeing everyone’s true hair color.
– What’s worse: two masked guys trying to rob you or your unmasked pizza delivery guy?
– I’ve almost completed my 90 day trial…
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