FADE IN.
INT. KITCHEN – EARLY MORNING
Mother and daughter are standing by the counter, making a cake. There is a generous amount of flour sprinkled across the counter, on the floor, in the daughter’s hair. The phone rings just as they place the cake into the oven.
Looks pretty, doesn’t it?
MOTHER
It’s aunty, it’s for you…
The daughter ignores the mother’s request to take the phone and proceeds to run laps around the house, arms extended like an airplane. Mother continues to talk on the phone until the timer for the cake goes off. Simultaneously, the daughter comes out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles.
DAUGHTER (bending over)
I pooped mommy, see?
The mother visibly hesitates between the call of the timer and the white tush jutting out before her. The poopy bum wins.
Looks overdone, doesn’t it?
INT. – MIDDAY
Mother…
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