CAUSE: 4-6 pints/glasses of wine
SYMPTOMS: mild nausea, mental and physical slowness
This garden-variety hangover is usually the result of a ‘quick one after work’ that went on a bit longer than you’d intended, without things actually getting ‘silly’. Like the common cold, it’s not debilitating, but it does make performing the simplest of tasks around 30% more difficult and annoying.
CAUSE: excessive consumption in the wrong environment
SYMPTOMS: paranoia, self-loathing
A hangover that means the first act of the day is usually chewing your own fist, this typically follows a work party, family do, or an encounter with an ex — any situation where you were supposed to meet a higher standard of behaviour than normal. You can’t quite remember what it was you said or did that was wrong, but the wrongness of it is nethertheless wedged inside you, rotting you from the inside out.
CAUSE: spirits, particularly vodka
SYMPTOMS: complete memory loss
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