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by John D’oh!

Q: If a racehorse can be put out to stud, why can’t you?
A: Because you’re not a horse and life isn’t fair anyway.

After a few years of running in races and looking cool they ‘retire‘ by being put to pasture and get to have sex with a bunch of receptive females. Not bad.​

 Of course, it’s not all a run for the roses. Check the Pros and Cons of being a horse…

 PROS

1) You’re hung like a horse

2) You’re shiny

3) Chick horses dig you

4) You’re fast

5) You’re hung like a horse

CONS

1) If you break your leg they shoot you

2) A midget sits on your back and beats you senseless

3) Buck teeth

4) No thumbs, hands, arms or fingers

5) Your midlife crisis happens when you’re 4

But let’s get serious for a moment…

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